An antelope and a lion entered a diner and took a booth near the window. When the waiter approached, the antelope said, “I’ll have a bowl of hay and a side order of radishes.”“And what would your friend have?”“Nothing,” replied the antelope.The waiter persisted, “Isn’t he hungry?”“Hey, if he were hungry,” said the antelope, “would I be sitting here?”
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